oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
parent: shit vine wont open fast enough FUCK
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
“I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewlery box with a letter that said ‘Will you Gogh to prom with me?’ Yeah, I guess I’m a romantic.” -Matthew Gray Gubler